If you didn't know... I'm a Zombie Mommy. That's right... a ZOMBIE MOMMY. And I have Zombie Children. Just ask them. They'll tell you. I'm a zombie mom cause I bite* them, and they're zombie children cause they like to bite their friends. We even have changed the words of a beloved church primary song from "Jesus wants me for a sunbeam" to "Jesus wants me for a ZOMBIE" and it includes the line, "in every way try to eat them... at home, at school, at play."
I love to bite Mad-dog and I tell her it's cause she's "juicy." Hearing her chubby little face say "Cause I'm Jew-See" melts my heart.
*Now I don't honestly BITE my children. I tease them about biting them. And they don't bite their friends... at least they haven't yet. I think they understand that all this zombie talk is a joke... but again, they're only 3 and 5, so who knows!
The point of this post???
I found this at the mall yesterday...
I about peed my pants I was SO excited. I HAD to buy it.
I even stood barefoot on so hot it was melting pavement just to put it on my car today before church.
(kinda ironic in a way, right?)
The set only had one dog, though we have two... so that one sticker has to represent for both our beagles!
Also, when we add more zombies to our little family, I've got the extra stickers for them! Woohoo.
I love my little zombie family. I love that they let me have my weird way... Especially my zombie hubby. I'm sure when he was younger and imagined his future wife he was not imagining her pretending to be a zombie... but I think he loves me in spite of my craziness... or maybe even for it ;)
Bonus - if the zombie apocalypse ever really happens, I think we'll totally be safe cause of these stickers... whatcha think?
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